Are we talking the hydra hardcore version of the high school lunch game where someone puts the strangest mix of things into a glass and dares someone to drink it? Because that game makes me want to cry.

Something I learned recently: you can pump milk up the urethra to make it look like you a huge load. Catch is, it also gives you a decent chance at getting yeast infection. (You as in general person with a penis, not you you.)