Someone wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme 2015-08-10 10:01 pm (UTC)

The Great Strike/Tech Prank War

Strike and Tech have branch rivalry going on, and it manifests in their treatment of the asset. To mess with the Tech Team, Strike leaves all sorts of awful presents on or in the asset so that the Techs will find them when they go to prep him for cryo. Like, they're trying to do a routine flush of his systems and his bladder won't empty because it's been pumped full of come, and the Techs have to find a way to get it out. Or they go to do a final enema to make sure he's clear and they can't because there's a number of random objects shoved up there and they have to reach in and extract them.

Tech retaliates by adding a bunch of anti-rape features to the asset, so that the next cock to reach a certain depth in his rectum triggers a high-powered electrical charge, or the next one to try to fuck his throat will discover the new spiked tonsils.

And so on. But neither group really cares about the asset, or what damage is done to him in the course of their prank war, they just like to laugh at each other, like "Haha you had to shove your whole arm up his ass to get the pool balls out" or "However did you get electrical burns on your dick *wink wink*?"

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