Rumlow has a torrid love affair with a Captain America action figure. He's got a revolving door of girlfriends, because fragile masculinity, but after he kicks them out he always comes crawling back to his Steve Rogers action figure.
Based on this NSFW (but totally hilarious) video: http://www.mancast.com/embedded3.php?id=37321
dolls, microphilia
Based on this NSFW (but totally hilarious) video: http://www.mancast.com/embedded3.php?id=37321