Someone wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme 2015-10-16 03:59 am (UTC)

Rumlow's shame boners

Rumlow's fragile masculinity and shame boners have both been well explored in the dumpster, but there can never be too much of either in my humble opinion.

So give me proud, peacocking Commander Rumlow, Axe-wearing douchebag extraordinaire, who's secretly jerks off to the thought of taking the Asset's place during trash party gangbangs. Give me aggressively masculine Rumlow mocking new recruits and generally being a misogynist, homophobic dickbag, and then going home and imagining those new recruits fucking him into his matress. Give me Rumlow who pretends to drool over lingerie clad women in front of the team, but is secretly picturing himself wearing the skimpy panties and filmy stockings instead.

Just give me all of Rumlow's dirtiest, most secret shameboners. If you can work in someone else (or multiple others) in HYDRA figuring out Rumlow's fantasies and using them against him for endless mocking and trashy sexy blackmail purposes as well, that would also be quite welcome.

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