Okay, so this was based on a conversation in a sleep depriving session of CAH, but: DarkHumor!Bucky is my jam. It's even better if it unnerves other people.
So basically I'd kill for a scenario where Bucky is rescued, gets mostly rehabilitated (do with Civil War what you will) but that the way he deals with his rapes (and torture and other abuse and other awfulness) is he makes jokes about it. The kind of jokes that make other people choke on their food and be ashamed.
And it unnerves everyone, especially Steve, but also just random strangers because he has no filter and no shame in this matter.
The only person who sort of takes it like it is, is Nat. She gets it's a coping mechanism an accepts him when everyone either secretly or overtly wants him to stop.
Double trash bonus and all of my bin's contents if you write it into a sexual relationship where rape jokes are actually a fucked-up coping strategy during the actual sex.
Extreme trash bonus if you actually make it a sexual relationship with Natasha, but since I know there's more m/m shippers here, I'd also be down with a scenario where it's a relationship with Steve (and he's horrified) and Nat sort of kink negotiates this.
Or if it's a well-written OT3, that would also be awesome.
Really I'm in if for Bucky's rape jokes and Nat being awesome.
I'd write it myself but I'm actually terrible at writing humor, dark or otherwise :(
Bucky makes really disturbing dark jokes about his own rapes; Natasha is the only one who gets it.
So basically I'd kill for a scenario where Bucky is rescued, gets mostly rehabilitated (do with Civil War what you will) but that the way he deals with his rapes (and torture and other abuse and other awfulness) is he makes jokes about it. The kind of jokes that make other people choke on their food and be ashamed.
And it unnerves everyone, especially Steve, but also just random strangers because he has no filter and no shame in this matter.
The only person who sort of takes it like it is, is Nat. She gets it's a coping mechanism an accepts him when everyone either secretly or overtly wants him to stop.
Double trash bonus and all of my bin's contents if you write it into a sexual relationship where rape jokes are actually a fucked-up coping strategy during the actual sex.
Extreme trash bonus if you actually make it a sexual relationship with Natasha, but since I know there's more m/m shippers here, I'd also be down with a scenario where it's a relationship with Steve (and he's horrified) and Nat sort of kink negotiates this.
Or if it's a well-written OT3, that would also be awesome.
Really I'm in if for Bucky's rape jokes and Nat being awesome.
I'd write it myself but I'm actually terrible at writing humor, dark or otherwise :(