Aww, Bucky nooooooo. This is such a bad plan. I love the little details though about how he thinks Natasha could handle herself against Steve and of course Steve wouldn't stay mad at Natasha if he was disgusted by the rape stories. The way he viewed Natasha's rapes, too, was kind of heartbreaking for both of them. He doesn't even view it as rape, it was just training and respectful, and ouch there goes my heart. Also, given that Natasha was actually raped in the Red Room, she is going to feel *so violated* when she finds out what Bucky is doing, regardless of the fact that he's not actually telling her stories.