I stand before this meme a simple trashbaby with some wires seriously crossed. I watched Ant Man and read Birds of Paradise (http://archiveofourown.org/works/4486698) too close together.
What if HYDRA had gotten their hands on that shrinking technology? Sam Wilson could be made to fit into a totally normal bird cage and retrieved at little personal risk for trash purposes. HYDRA agents fighting over who gets to take him home for the weekend like an elementary class with the school goldfish.
(Could also be handy for containing recalcitrant brainwashed super soldiers when they're not on duty--stick them in a gerbil cage, maybe make them fight like scorpions. Doubles as another way to make Sam cry!)
TBH they could zap him back to normal for the trash, I'm more fussed about the decorative/helplessness thing in general than on him being bird-sized during the act.
HYDRA agents/Sam Wilson, microphilia
What if HYDRA had gotten their hands on that shrinking technology? Sam Wilson could be made to fit into a totally normal bird cage and retrieved at little personal risk for trash purposes. HYDRA agents fighting over who gets to take him home for the weekend like an elementary class with the school goldfish.
(Could also be handy for containing recalcitrant brainwashed super soldiers when they're not on duty--stick them in a gerbil cage, maybe make them fight like scorpions. Doubles as another way to make Sam cry!)
TBH they could zap him back to normal for the trash, I'm more fussed about the decorative/helplessness thing in general than on him being bird-sized during the act.