The STRIKE team has taken a medically-unsound amount of Viagra in anticipation of another rousing post-mission game of Gang Rape the Asset. Unfortunately for them, the Asset was damaged during the mission and gets whisked away to surgery immediately...leaving them all with their stiffies. They don't want to go to Medical with priapism, so they draw straws for who gets to take the Asset's place. (I'd prefer this be a dude >_>)

PLOT TWIST: The Asset knew he was injured enough to ruin STRIKE's party, but hid it from them just to fuck with them.