A!A, I can't tell you how much I am enjoying this story. First, it was Steve characterization slipped in amongst the trash, and now Sam characterization! I love that nothing about this is ok, but he and Steve are 100% the solid dudes that they are.

My trash offering to you: a modernist sculpture made from torn bits of eggshell foam, a shattered plastic picture frame with the default black and white picture of a smiling couple still inside, and empty ice cream containers.