After reading a fill for a damn good prompt with very nice ideas and a rather good style of writing but a really bad take on the german language, as a german!anon I'd like to quote a friend of mine: "Ich wusste nicht ob ich wichsen oder weinen sollte.." (I didn't know if I should wank or cry... (trust me, this sounds really funny in german! :P)). Would the trash party maybe be interested in a small tutorial on how to write a little dirty talk in german without it sounding hilarious or how to do proper bad german-english? Or is there already something like that and I would waste my time?