also funny story, but having spent six years living on a street where pretty much every other business was an Indian takeaway (in the city where tikka masala was invented, none the less), I can tell you that pretty much every single one served pizza and burgers too. and no one really made a fuss or looked at your weird if you wanted your curry with fries instead of rice, or grabbed a pizza without pakora on it, or just came in for a damn good burger and a coke.
Re: Bring out your wank *clangs bell*