The Big Bad Civil War Spoiler Thread a.k.a. The Extra Spoiled Trash

[kallanda_lee]

You asked for it. Here it is. Are you excited yet?

HERE BE SPOILERS. Enter at your own risk.

For those of you who have seen Civil War, or don't mind being spoiled: this is the spoiler prompt thread.

All spoilers here, any spoilery prompts on the other posts will be deleted.

All other new prompts still go to Round 3.

Rules from other rounds still apply.

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Buck in the box. Dehumanization

[(Anonymous)]

Bucky being moved around random Hydra bases in the clear transport box by bored goons. They do all sorts of personal shit in front of him - checking their facebook, gossiping about coworkers, having a quickie etc.. It's just the Asset - not like there's anyone around to report them.

Lil Fill: Buck in the box. Dehumanization

[(Anonymous)]

Off the Freedom Air jet comes food, weapons, parts, and boxes … one of which contains the new CPUs (1.1 GHz!) that unfortunately will go unused before the jet takes off in a couple of hours. They are going to be awesome on games night, but there’s no opportunity to use them anytime soon since the stock needs to be recorded and put away immediately, and that will take hours, and the jet can’t leave its passengers behind to play games.

Being that the goods came on a borrowed civilian service, there are no prisoners, which is good. Prisoners make everyone guilty. One day, they will be unnecessary. That means that the only thing that needs verbal processing is the asset. (The one that doesn’t bite.) Unfortunately, its docility has annoying side effects that need to be addressed. It just has a bad habit of encouraging sloppiness by just sitting unresponsively in its tanks.

People don’t respect the thing enough, which is why the processing is necessary. The asset doesn’t respond to the first question: So who am I writing up this time? Of course not. The Asset has difficulty determining context, and it will continue to stare dumbly, yet attentively. It’s that attentiveness that so many of the idiots fail to see. That’s what gets them in trouble.

The asset’s lack of context comes into hilarious relief when it says Maia put her hand down per pants and wriggled a lot, and Nate kept tapping at his light-up radio while it bleeped. Gross, Maia. Nate… he’s not been very attentive lately. More interestingly, Onyeka wrote something on some papers with speed. If she’s bullshitting her study at the last moment, that needs to stop, but the asset can’t just be asked ‘why’ people do things. Opinions are not within its abilities. Fuck.

A considering look comes over the asset’s face, and it looks like at its box like it sees a cage.

“Oh, fuck.

“Thomas! Hurry up and get over here, it’s thinking!”

Re: Lil Fill: Buck in the box. Dehumanization

[(Anonymous)]

In case anyone was wondering:

Re: Lil Fill: Buck in the box. Dehumanization

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's late but fuck I love this. Bucky having no context for why people do things and "opinions are not within its range of abilities" GOD