Christmas is early and this year, the Asset aims to please. Every year, Hydra possibly plans some really strange things in the Asset's programming (aka I once wrote a fic where he made Christmas presents for STRIKE from trash while out in the field). This year, they told the Asset that his duty is to please.

Thus on Christmas Eve, the Asset pays every Hydra goon a visit to taste their nice, fresh and warm "Christmas milk" (you know, there's an actual name for that drink but it slipped my mind. But whenever I do hear it, I can't stop thinking about it being come)