Hiya OP! I love your prompt and I wrote you a small thing (that seems like it might turn into a slightly larger thing), but in re-reading I feel that it does not conform to the spirit of the request, because the Asset is not upset. Therefore I have put it here https://archiveofourown.org/works/12123795. I hope you still like it, and I for one would read the hell out of a more faithful fill, so I hope you get that too!