Hi perverts. On the crazy off chance that anyone is still tracking comments in this thread/post... this story is now complete and posted here on AO3. (https://archiveofourown.org/works/63742927)

Seven years later! Something came over me and I got the urge to see this one through. (Note that it now has a new title to avoid confusion with another story with the same name — inadvertent on my part.)

Enjoy!