Anon, I've never tried a Tumblr-Savior style service personally, but they're out there for AO3 (http://quietgames.tumblr.com/post/75235075885/how-to-ao3-savior-an-updated-tutorial ) (like I said, I have never used one, so not advocating for this one personally but, you know, it's what I found on Google.) How's about you black list the trash party and any other tags you don't want to see? Much more likely to get the results you wanted than trying to wrangle a bunch of anonymous strangers.

I mean, unless the telling us to stay in the corner where we belong like a dirty secret was the point, but I think we're mostly resistant to shaming here. ;)