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[trashmod]

For all your discussion needs.

Ground rules:
- Try to keep it loosely trash party related, or at least Cap fandom related.
- Disagreement is fine, nastiness is not.
- Being offended is not carte blanche for nastiness.
- Trashmeme ground rules apply. Read at your own risk, no romanticizing your noncon garbage, no wank about the moral acceptability of noncon kink.
- Body shots, sniper shots, and tetanus shots are all available at the open bar. Party like it's 2014, kids.

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HYDRA Trash Party variety hour

[(Anonymous)]

Parodies, crack, limericks, bad puns, storied adventures of Westfahl; whatever fills your cryotank. Definitely not a gratuitous prompt to attach a song parody to. (Seriously though why not limericks)

Welcome to the HYDRA Dumpster Party

[(Anonymous)]

On a dark fandom evening, got wind of a place
Somewhere off of tumblr, made of shame and disgrace
Far below in the dumpster, I saw some noncon delights
Was reaching for em but I fell right in
I felt my pants getting tight

There it was at the bottom
In a pool of old milk
I was thinking to myself
This could be awesome, but it might make me ill
Then the raccoons descended, and they stole me away
There were echoes from the garbage chute
Thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hydra dumpster party
Such an awful place
Such a foul disgrace
Plenty of room at the Hydra dumpster party
Any time of year
You can find it here

The Hydra kinkmeme is twisted, got all sorts of bad ends
We got a lot of sexy beat-up boys, all messed up in their heads
Now the authors are writing, fill after fill
They could write something nicer, but I don’t think they will


So I messaged the trashmod
Please let me join in
They said, you can settle into the trash
Just put the lid on the bin
And now the haters are howling from far away
If they show up well we’re gonna treat em right
Please enjoy your stay

Welcome to the Hydra dumpster party
Such an awful place
Such a foul disgrace
Livin' it up at the Hydra dumpster party
What a rude surprise
Bring some moldy fries

Shackles on the ceiling
A spider gag on his face
I was only stopping by, but I sure like this place
In the cryo chamber they’re putting him to sleep
Gotta get some beauty rest
When they ream him out that deep

Last thing I remember, I was
Lying on the floor
I had some kind of garbage hat made of greasy apple cores
Relax, says the trashdad
As he’s scrollin’ down the screen
You can shower anytime you like, but you can never be clean

[wicked guitar solo]

Re: Welcome to the HYDRA Dumpster Party

[(Anonymous)]

This is a work of art.

Re: Welcome to the HYDRA Dumpster Party

[(Anonymous)]

aka the amazing hidden track on an album dedicated to the cap fandom

Fuck You, We're Trash

[(Anonymous)]

for full context there is wank on tumblr (as usual) and the best response to that is silliness. here's the original song, Fuck You I'm Drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQCeRPqjnuU

You want us to know that you're getting a rash
From some piece of art that came up on your dash
You're clearly a person who's very upset
That they haven't figured out blacklisting yet

You came outta nowhere to start a crusade
Thinking that somehow we'd all be afraid
You say you're prepared to repel our attack
But most of us just want our fuckin' tag back

Fuck you, we're trash
Fuck you, we're trash
Drown us out in the tag, we'll make more in a flash
Fuck you, we're trash
Fuck you, we're trash
And we're going to stay trash, 'cause we live in the trash

Unless we're survivors (and not even then)
We should stop posting everything, even the gen
So we'll just go back to our Kinkmeme of Sin
It's real nice and quiet at the back of the bin

Fuck you, we're trash
Fuck you, we're trash
Drown us out in the tag, we'll make more in a flash
Fuck you, we're trash (fuck you!)
Fuck you, we're trash
And we're going to stay trash, 'cause we live in the trash

Re: Fuck You, We're Trash

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus Christ what have you done

I love it

Re: Fuck You, We're Trash

[(Anonymous)]

this is AMAZING