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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2014-11-15 10:27 am

Chatter post

For all your discussion needs.

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We Few, We Happy Few, We Dumpster Denizens

(Anonymous) 2017-07-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
This darkfic shall the ficcer post online;
And the dumpster tag shall ne'er be empty,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we dumpster den'zens;
For they to-day that read the fic with me
Shall be my fam'ly; be they ne'er so vile,
This fic shall hit their kinks and int'rests:
And faint of heart in fandom now a-bed
Shall think themselves quite blessed they were not here,
And hold their triggers close whiles any speaks
That read with us the contents of the dumpster

On AO3 here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10501485

The line "We few, we happy few, we dumpster den'zens" popped into my head, and then I just had to write the rest of this parody of the St. Crispin's Day Speech in Shakespeare's Henry V. Thought I'd post it here where it could be enjoyed by its intended audience. :-)