Basically a dark humor story. Brock Rumlow has attempted to rape people multiple times, but something always interrupts before he can get his dick in them. He considers himself to not be a rapist as after all, you don't call someone a murderer if all their victims survive, right?

I might fill this myself this weekend, but I thought the idea was worth sharing even if I never actually write it - also, more fills are always better!
If this becomes a 5+1, does anyone have ideas for the +1 (or more ideas for the failed rapes)?

Ideas
- Rumlow was young and drunk and celebrating the fact that he had just joined the army/Hydra/Shield. He manages to get a woman into a secluded corner despite her attempting to get away... but he has whiskey dick.
- Interrupted by his phone going off, saying there's an urgent mission in ten minutes.
- Corners a woman in the stereotypical dark alley while on a mission... but she's an enemy agent and is easily able to fight him off.
- Orders the Winter Soldier to have sex with him... but the Winter Soldier doesn't actually remember enough of normal human behavior, and follows all instructions incredibly literally.
- Finally has Captain Perfect Rogers chained up and on his way to a nice private cell... and then Rogers escapes.