Dumpster #4: I Don't See How That's a Party

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Okay, kids, you know the drill. Don't be a jerk except to fictional characters. Warn if you want, but read at your own risk, because hydratrashmeme is about as far from a safe space as you can get. Garbage we like: noncon, whump, aftermath, violence, mind control, inappropriate uses of Bucky Barnes' metal arm, bad guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves. Garbage you should find a different trashcan for: a/b/o, D/s-verse, soulbonds, mundane AUs, OOC evil!good guys doing dirtybadwrong things to your faves, rotting leftovers dressed up as a romantic gourmet meal. Nothing wrong with 'em, but this isn't the crowd you should be pitching to if you're trying to sell Brock Rumlow as anything but a human dumpster fire.

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All prompts or fills that contain Infinity War spoilers must go on the Infinity War spoiler post until May 26th. Spoilers in the main dumpsters will be deleted.

Round 4 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 5.

Comments

Rumlow is not *technically* a rapist

[(Anonymous)]

Basically a dark humor story. Brock Rumlow has attempted to rape people multiple times, but something always interrupts before he can get his dick in them. He considers himself to not be a rapist as after all, you don't call someone a murderer if all their victims survive, right?

I might fill this myself this weekend, but I thought the idea was worth sharing even if I never actually write it - also, more fills are always better!
If this becomes a 5+1, does anyone have ideas for the +1 (or more ideas for the failed rapes)?

Ideas
- Rumlow was young and drunk and celebrating the fact that he had just joined the army/Hydra/Shield. He manages to get a woman into a secluded corner despite her attempting to get away... but he has whiskey dick.
- Interrupted by his phone going off, saying there's an urgent mission in ten minutes.
- Corners a woman in the stereotypical dark alley while on a mission... but she's an enemy agent and is easily able to fight him off.
- Orders the Winter Soldier to have sex with him... but the Winter Soldier doesn't actually remember enough of normal human behavior, and follows all instructions incredibly literally.
- Finally has Captain Perfect Rogers chained up and on his way to a nice private cell... and then Rogers escapes.