hydratrashmeme | Trash Party Dumpster #1

(Will be continued in a Dumpster #2 post if by some unholy hell-miracle this post hits the 5000-comment limit.)

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HYDRA keeps a little black book where anyone and everyone can write down their dirtiest desires/confessions of what they have done/want to do with the Winter Soldier. The book can also include Steve as the subject of HYDRA's desires.

Up to anon author if any of the confessions are real. The weirder the better.

Bonus points for Steve finding the book when him and Sam go on their road trip hunt for Bucky. Every shameful secret laid bare for him to read.

God, what if it's like Rites of Passage, where people make it a game every year to figure out who it's referring to.

"This handler got the Asset to believe he was a Terminator, sent back through time to prevent the apocalypse. By fucking her."

"This tech got so wasted he made the Asset give him piggyback rides everywhere 'because stairs are hard'."

"These members of the STRIKE team caned the Asset's balls so hard one burst. What was their punishment, and who had to administer it?"

"Which office assistant broke her desk chair, and made the Asset serve as her new one?"

"Who gave the Asset an all-vodka enema, and who wrote an official complaint because of the resulting whiskey dick?"

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE

but especially you

OP approves heartily of these. Poor asset

I can't be the only one who fantasizes about being fisted by that metal arm, can I?

I wish my boyfriend was as eager to please as the asset.

Don't tell the Winter Soldier to go down on you for three hours straight. He will do it. You won't be walking right for a week.

The day I tricked the asset into thinking he was from Candyland was the best day of my life thus far.

Two words: stun baton. The possibilities are endless and I regret nothing.

different anon is very sorry

"I have dreams about those stun batons, now."

"Maybe it's just me, but I really wish we had a real tentacle monster to fuck the asset. That would be a hell of a show."

"Really, all I want to do is wrap him in blankets and feed him."

"Wow and I thought I was fucked up in the head. Last poster, you have problems. Anyway I just really want to gouge out one of those pretty eyes and fuck it. It'd probably grow back, right?"

veering a little off the original idea (sorry sorry sorry) imagine if it was just like a general post-secret thing for the agents and got like way out of hand because they kept trash-talking and backstabbing each other and when steve read it he's like "wtf how did these people keep this shit together for so long" idk i'm sorry just some dumb humor plz continue

A different anon if you please?

"Alex Pierce looks like Captain America, at least based on the photos. I wonder if he's just as cut and as hung too. I mean, Cap looks really ridiculously hung."

"I want that arm of the asset in me. Wonder if we can make it work like a vibrator or dildo?"

"Peggy Carter is a slut."

"Natasha Romanov is a slut, why are we taking everyone in now?"

"Jasper Sitwell's fucking Latino, why are we taking everyone in now? I miss when HYDRA was WHITE dammit."

"I know I put that wand of that weird hot alien dude in the warehouse but why is it not there today?"

Rumlow and Rollins are gay. I wish we could get rid of those fags.

I thought Rollins was Ace and Rumlow is doing Mercer.

I put out a cigarette on the Asset's feet. 40 times. It healed overnight

(Another anon)

If someone manages to get rid of the smell of Rumlow's body spray in the cryo room, I'll tell you how to get the Asset to cry for its mommy.

The Asset looks pretty with lipstick on, but it's a bitch to get the stains off lab coats.

Captain America looks like he cries after orgasm.

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