Trash Party Dumpster #1

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(Will be continued in a Dumpster #2 post if by some unholy hell-miracle this post hits the 5000-comment limit.)

Filthy anon dumpster for sad hobos to fling moldy pizza crusts, raccoon eye makeup tips, and garbage about their sad trash kinks at each other.

AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. One hundred percent Hydra Party Favor Bucky Barnes, Is It Sexy Violence Or Violent Sex?, and Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves: Winter Soldier Edition. BLANKET NON-CON/DUB-CON WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for life, not safe for anyone, read at your own risk of becoming one of us.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, etc. are off-topic.

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Urotsuki-Bucky (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

The year was 1993, two years after the Soviet Union officially dissolved, and the Winter Soldier, despite his extreme skill, was less marketable to foreign nations. He was officially a relic of the Cold War. While of course HYDRA still had many uses for him, they could no longer turn the profits made during the past few decades by renting him out other organizations. The freezing and unfreezing process was difficult and quite risky, so they liked to make him as useful as possible while he was already awake.

This time, he had been rented out to a small top-secret organization in South Korea as a defense mechanism against an expected assault from North Korea. Without a direct target, the Winter Soldier was left mostly in the company of his handlers, two HYDRA agents that came with him from the United States. He was given strict orders to never leave his post except to hunt down any spotted intruders. For most of the day, nothing happened, and to pass the time, his handlers entertained themselves with bootleg copies of “Japanimation” that they bought from one of the locals.

Only those in the inner circle of HYDRA knew about their Asset, and even fewer knew that they did NOT program languages into him or put him through language classes, that was what the linguistics division was for. He was only trained to speak certain necessary phrases in certain languages, like a voice command module. So whatever these guys were watching, he could not understand a word of it, but he could repeat it later if asked.

The two HYDRA agents were laughing hysterically at the ridiculousness on the screen. The show had started out with this youngish girl with purple eyes and orange hair styled in two pigtails with two large blue bows to match her sailor uniform. For a girl still in school, she had very large breasts. First, she talked to a much older man, the older man smiled and pushed up his illuminated glasses, and then the man left after thinking something to himself. Then the girl went to school. A boy with blue hair sits behind her but rests his arms on her desk. A girl with green hair and also very large breasts stood next to the girl, told her something and then laughed. The boy also said something, laughed, and then tried to grope the green-haired girl’s breasts. The green-haired girl screamed “BAKA!” and hit the boy on the head, sending him to the ground.

An interesting battle cry, but one that the Winter Soldier would keep in mind the next time he faced a target from Japan.

So 20 minutes into this VHS tape, and almost nothing had happened. The two HYDRA agents had gotten bored and left to find something else to do within the vicinity, leaving their Asset alone with the running tape. However, not long after they left, the show took a turn from boring to absolutely absurd. While the orange-haired girl was in a bathroom stall, a bright purple slimy gelatinous creature seeped it’s way under the door and sent two tentacles into the stall wrap themselves around the girl, who at first just whimpered in shock and groaned when she couldn’t get free, before screaming at the top of her lungs “Tasukete, Ichiba-kun!”

The tentacle monster continued to molest her while she screamed several more things in a sequence that lasted for nearly 10 minutes. After that, the tape was over, with the implication that the story (if there was one) would be included on another tape.

The Winter Soldier was more confused than anything else. He didn’t see a purpose in any of that. Did creatures like that really exist? If so, is that how they would behave and how the average person would react in that situation?

Almost an hour later, the two HYDRA agents finally returned, with eyes wide like children who just watched an explosion.

“Why didn’t anyone tell me that this place had a unit that mutates animals?”

“Did you see the monkey with three faces?”

“Of course I did, but that octopus, man. What did they do to it? It was huge!”

“And it wasn’t even in any water, can you imagine one of those things roaming around on land?”

(A/N: Action in the next part, I promise.)

Re: Urotsuki-Bucky (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

OP here, THANK U SO MUCH
I'm loving it so far,ni totally giggled out loud
Bonus love for the use of the word """"japanimation""" all my weeaboo years flooded back to me
I don't think I've ever done by more violent double take that when the WS considers screaming BAKA as a battle cry
Great job u3u