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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2014-05-30 05:23 pm

Trash Party Dumpster #1

(Will be continued in a Dumpster #2 post if by some unholy hell-miracle this post hits the 5000-comment limit.)

Filthy anon dumpster for sad hobos to fling moldy pizza crusts, raccoon eye makeup tips, and garbage about their sad trash kinks at each other.

AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. One hundred percent Hydra Party Favor Bucky Barnes, Is It Sexy Violence Or Violent Sex?, and Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves: Winter Soldier Edition. BLANKET NON-CON/DUB-CON WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for life, not safe for anyone, read at your own risk of becoming one of us.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, etc. are off-topic.

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Unholy hell-miracle achieved! Round 1 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 2.

Re: crack

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed so hard just trying to imagine what that shit would even be like. God bless your little heart.

Re: crack

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like a veritable feast for the senses comprising of undercooked turkey and overcooked Brussels sprouts, overlaid with the rank stench of Rumlow's $2 cologne.

It would have to be planned in advance though. For a start the Asset must be thoroughly defrosted, trussed and brined in advance. And a consensus must be reached on whether the Asset gets his annual stuffing with a whole lemon or an onion... Poor Bucky.

Re: crack

(Anonymous) 2014-09-20 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want the author of this comment to know that it's their fault that I peed on myself. And then instead of washing myself I covered up the urine reek with a few squirts of Brock's axe body spray.

Re: crack

(Anonymous) 2014-09-20 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me this week. Here, have a bag of used paper towels.

Axe? Always thought Rumlow was a Hai Karate (http://youtu.be/jtwh3nQP5Uo) type.