Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, this makes sense in my head, but it might sound really weird outside of it.

Sometimes, HYDRA agents get tired of the whole "fightin over who gets to fuck the Soldier today" thing. So they decide to make a game of it. They put the soldier in a room/cage/whatever, and then hide a multitude of sex toys all over the base. Whoever can find a certain combination of toys first (maybe they change up the themes every week? One week medical kink, one week feminization, etc) gets awarded the key to the soldier's cell, and they can take their toys in with them when they win.

Agents can form teams if they wish, but then they have to share their time with the soldier.

Re: Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

This is a smart organizational strategy, and good for team bonding. If the kink of the week is a turnoff for you, you can opt out of the hunt, so it ensures that no one player will ever dominate the rape schedule. Smart move, Hydra HR.

Re: Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

A+ comment.

Re: Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

HYDRA HR is the -best- worst department!

Re: Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

The thought of Hydra having an actual HR is equal parts hilarious and horrifying to me. Jesus.

Re: Hydra has scavenger hunts, bondage version

[(Anonymous)]

Hydra HR is the smartest, best organized, and most terrifying part of the whole behemoth.