hydratrashmeme | Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

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Oh, believe, I know how this kind of checking can get real old real fast. BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY BUCKY CAN DO ANYTHING! And of course Steve is going to say something dumb - maybe even something he really thinks will help - and Bucky's going to take it the worst way possible and, great going Steve, here's a complex PTSD survivor just trying to accept that he's allowed to eat a whole cup of frozen yogurt in the company of his best friend and you were mean to him. They're both going to suffer so much! (And I don't mean to make this cracky when it's perfectly gutwrenching but somewhere along the line someone is going to point the finger at Sam for showing Bucky the websites that lead him on to "that 'Jumbler place', it's terrible for him!")

LOLLLLL JUMBLER

I know there's no reason to think Steve wouldn't adapt really well to modern technology, but - there's a fic by thesardine on ao3 where messed-up Bucky has a thing for Smurfs and Steve keeps calling them "snurfs." Like he actually thinks that's what they're called and I can't stop laughing about it.

omg this reminds me of what my mom does with brand names and it's adorably hilarious.

OMG jumbler I love you!

Steve disapproves of Jumbler for upsetting Bucky.

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