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Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.
Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.
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Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.
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Re: Hydra/Steve goes viral
(Anonymous) 2015-09-20 08:07 am (UTC)(link)So imagine: a miserable Steve avoiding paparazzi, forcing himself not to look at the internet or at the supermarket-checkout magazine racks, refusing all invitations to come debate his basic human dignity on talk shows or answer sob-story questions about his masculinity for magazine exposés. Trying to go about his Avengers business and stay clear of the media frenzy, which is some awful mashup of gossipy rape scandal, celebrity sex-tape leak, and partisan football about who the real disgrace to America is/whose opponents are bad people who need to be cracked down on because they hate freedom.
Then finally he decides he's had enough and gives a blistering two-minute public statement about nu!Hydra and their tactics. Because he can (miserably) put up with being exposed, scrutinized, derided, and made into the punchline of everyone's rape jokes--but by God, he isn't going to take it lying down from people who'll roll right over for fascist crackdowns on the off-chance that some bad guy, somewhere out there, might conceivably want to do something bad to them. If he has to be in the spotlight as a public figure, he might as well make the most of it by daring these bastards to tell him to his face that innocent patriotic Americans have nothing to fear.
What's that? You in the back? No, it's still none of People magazine's goddamn business whether or not he's in therapy.