Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

"filled with eggs", oh please please i need this now
and the queen snuggling him in a creepy alien pseudo-affectionate way as he gives birth to egg after egg after egg
and he's enjoying the whole thing

but

what if STEVE finds him like that instead of hydra?

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

OP here: /shudders Ugh, god yes! Steve finding him and being all "Oh my god!" and he shoots the alien queen and Bucky's like "NOOO!"

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

I found this last night and got stuck on the idea of "alien queenthing uses mental manipulation to keep their mates happy" so like, Bucky thinks it's Steve who's filling him with eggs and taking care of him and stuff. (Logically, Bucky thinks the babies are adorable human-ish babies.)

And then Steve rescues Bucky, except Bucky doesn't realise that facehugger!Steve has been replaced by real!Steve and can't work out why Steve isn't as affectionate and doesn't immediately try to make more babies after the birth or play with his children or anything any more. And Steve's just really, really freaked out by the whole thing.

Sorry if this is off-topic...

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

It's not off topic!! Perish the thought! It's so CUTE!

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

(da) Not my kink, but I love that this whole thread exists, just like, on principle. Also, I would probably read this anyway.

Re: Facehuggers and shit

[(Anonymous)]

Bucky's like, cooing to one of them that they look "so much like Stevie" and Steve's just looking at this slimy, scorpion-looking alien thing and is mildly offended by the comparison.