Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: FILL Re: "Specimen" Steve [2/2]

[(Anonymous)]

Wonderful trash! Wonderful and stupendous trashhhhhhhhhhh!!

This fill delights me. I LOVE the objectification and the science!!!!

here is a trash gift for you: a box of fancy lettuce gone liquid in the fridge, a roll of toilet paper dropped in the toilet (still wet), three expired coupons for feminine hygiene products, and a coffee left forgotten by my door for two weeks.

Well done!!

Re: FILL Re: "Specimen" Steve [2/2]

[(Anonymous)]

Listen, mad scientists are Busy and Important people, and they have many things to get done within a short time frame. They've been through at least fourteen iterations of work flow plans to develop the most efficient, productive use of this particular specimen, and by God if you bring this back to the committee AGAIN Delgado just because you want to move up the endoscopy when everyone KNOWS you're only interested in duodenal biopsies I'll vote against you at the next funding review, see if I don't. At least Nakamura's fixation on bar-coding and triple-labelling everything we take has increased our productivity; can you imagine what a mess we'd be in if we'd stuck with Johnson's "take audio notes and label everything afterwards" approach? The mad sciences indeed, what does he think he's playing at, this isn't an autobody shop, it's an operating theatre. Have some professional pride.

Re: FILL Re: "Specimen" Steve [2/2]

[(Anonymous)]

I want to "like" this comment 10000x times