Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [1/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea where this is going, but I re-stumbled on this prompt and figured why not? So have some Bucky who hyperventilates at the sight of cock-in-face.

(TBH the prompt kind of screams "5+1" but I have no idea what the +1 would be.)

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [1/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

I really can't tell you how happy I am!

As for the 5+1 - I think that sort of depends where you're going with the other 4?

Maybe a point where they do actually manage the have sex (and finish), but it's sort of really, really messed up either emotionally and/or in terms of what they have to do to make it happen.

And they're sort of left with the feeling of: oh right, so we CAN bring each other to orgasm, but do we even WANT to, if it means doing THIS every time.

I don't know what you like as a writer...I think the sort of juxtaposition of pleasure-of-orgasm versus I-feel-shit-about-this-as-a-human-being would be delicious.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [1/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Ack, I kinda wrote pt. 2 before I read this. Oops! Well, I'm not very good at dwelling on the dirtybadwrong-ness of sex, nor am I good at the unf-orgasm part, so.... we'll see what happens? (Mostly I just want them to work things out.) Hopefully you'll still like it? If it ends up not being your cup of tea, you should tell me, and I'll finish it on my own later. :)

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [1/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Pleaaase don't be discouraged. I'd love to read your take on it. If what I suggested is not your thing, it's not your thing!. I was honestly just brainstorming on the spot on "what could make a +1".