Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [3/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

btw I figured out the 5+1, although I think the rest of the "chapters" are going to be pretty short, since I've basically run out of ways for the sex to not-work. (Especially since I personally define sex so loosely.)

Also, small moment of mourning for Steve and Bucky's motorcycle ride home that I cut out, where Steve's skirt flies in his face and Bucky almost falls off because the Weiner Soldier costume was too unwieldy.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [3/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really loved this chapter. It's so heartbreaking but they're so sweet to each other.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [3/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Yay! Glad you like! :D Steve is definitely the sweet cuddly one in this relationship. I was like "oh noes, this is too saccharine." And then I start working on Bucky's POV for the next part and I'm like "oh yeah, here's the desperation and the downer." XD

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [3/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Uggghhh, but he's sweet too. The desperation is so painful. This is amazing.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [3/?] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, these two grandpas really love each other. *hugs them close*