Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

My thought when I finished this was "...thank goodness for sex pollen...?" And yeah. I was a little worried the +1 would be not-trashy so thank you, darling anon, thank you. This is a thing of beauty.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed, huzzah for sex pollen! (????? Maybe??? There's still all the rape trauma to deal with...) I was brushing my teeth when the idea came to me and I was like "Yes. This is the proper +1 ending to this sap heap. Conflicted Sex Pollen."

Yeah, I figured I probably had folks worried about the lack of trash, especially with pt 5 basically having ZERO sex and all sorts of character resolution. But it turns out I'm trash and I love all the horrible noncon Steve stuff, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*goes to quietly shame-fap to image of Steve with all sort of words carved on him*

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

Um. I hope this doesn't make your shame corner awkwardly crowded or anything because HEY guess what I'm now doing tonight?

Ohhhhhh bloody words-covered Steve, you are my true heart.

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

YUSSS join me in my shame corner. Words and tally marks and giant arrows pointing to Steve's ass. UNF.

(Also, just had a thought that since this is Hydra and they don't care about wholesome safe suspension, Steve's shoulders might be dislocated. Ouch!)

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

I mean. I have a terrible phobia of hooks. So I'm kinda imagining a hook suspension.

Though if you did that from his arms only you could have BOTH.

Woooooo I'm sure I'll stop hyperventilating any day now.

(Amazing how this fill keeps getting better and better even though it's done. Trash is magic!)

Re: Fill: Horizontal Tango [6/6] Re: The sex is just never going to be okay (but Bucky sort of is)

[(Anonymous)]

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