Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

YAAAAAAAS, God I wish there was more.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, man. What's left in my imagination was about 10 emotionally charged strokes, followed by a lot of hugging and kissing, followed by calling Sam and then the long recovery process. Steve gets to be a Very Good Handler for a while, and also Bucky takes them to lots of HYDRA bases and Steve punches many things.

And eventually when Bucky's sufficiently recovered they have the sex talk and actually manage to have decently kinky, fully consensual sex.

tbh I kinda stopped where I did mostly because I couldn't decide whether Bucky or Steve would get an involuntary hard-on from the whipping or not. (Regardless, the answer would complicate this whole thing too much.) So yeah, just quick "hai plz be my handler, here be some trash presents" fic instead. (Mostly I wanted to imagine the look on Steve's face when Bucky very helpfully gives him the stun baton. :3)

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

DA

But nonny, Steve being a Very Good Handler is like my whole life.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

Haha. Well unfortunately I've got non-HYDRA non-trash to finish. But fortunately writing and imagination is available to everyone???

Actually last night I was like "But what if Bucky wanted to have sex with Steve but only associates sex with punishment, so he keeps messing up on missions or pissing Steve off and hoping that Steve'd use the mag cuffs and fuck him?"

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

Hnnng. Okay. Yes.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

This needs to be made into a prompt. Seriously. Do not pass go, do not write anything else. Make this a prompt so I can fill it. Or I'll be that desperate person that does it themself lol

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

always happy to serve a fellow anon!

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

You're tormenting me. I love it.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

While I am saddened you didn't expand on this scenario for a bajiion more words, I am SO HAPPY that you have left us all these images. Hooray for Steve the Very Good Handler! Hooray for Steve punching things!

Also. Now I have the thought in my head of a children's book titled "Bucky and the So Good, Very Wonderful Handler" in my head. It's grrrrrrreat.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

"Bucky and the So Good, Very Wonderful Handler"

Bucky's first handler was mean. He put Bucky in a chair and made Bucky hurt a lot and forget things. Don't be like Bucky's first handler. Don't be mean to other people.

Bucky's second handler not mean, but he did mean things to Bucky just because the rules said so. "But the rules are not right," said Bucky to the handler. But handler said "I don't care as long as I get my reward." Then the handler hurt Bucky a lot and made Bucky hurt other people. Don't be like Bucky's second handler. Don't follow rules that are wrong.

Bucky's third handler enjoyed hurting people. He enjoyed hurting Bucky most of all. That was the worst handler.

"Enough," said Bucky. "These are all bad handlers." Bucky really wanted a handler who cared about Bucky. So Bucky left to find a handler of his own.

Bucky walked and walked and walked. Bucky walked by a river. Bucky walked in a museum. Bucky walked on the roof.

Finally, Bucky found Steve. "Are you my handler?"

"I want to be your friend," said Steve. "Can we be friends instead?"

"But I need a handler," said Bucky. "I need a handler who will take care of me and not be mean."

"I want to be your friend," said Steve. "But I can be your handler if that's what you need."

That's how Bucky knew that Steve would be a good handler: Steve cared about Bucky.

Steve was a good handler. He made sure Bucky ate food at the right time and took care of Bucky's body and mind.

Steve was a very good handler. He didn't like the rules that hurt Bucky so he didn't follow them.

Steve was a very good, wonderful handler. He didn't like hurting other people. Instead, he helped Bucky do things that helped other people.

Bucky was glad he left his old handlers and found such a good new handler.

"Thank you for being my handler, Steve," said Bucky.

"You're welcome, Bucky", said Steve. "Thank you for coming back."

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

This is strangely adorable and I love it.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

I love you

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

I'm the anon who originally envisioned this as a children's book and YOU ARE AMAZING. Also I'm trying to figure out if I can make this into a pop up book somehow.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

GUESS WHO IS CONTEMPLATING DRAWING THIS WITH STICK FIGURES?!! (me)

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

Iiiiif you storyboard it I will probably actually make a pop up. Because this is my life now apparently.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

*waggles eyebrows* If I have time tomorrow afternoon I might do so! :D

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! Trash powers engage!

Re: Bucky and the Very Nice, So Wonderful Handler Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

yoooo.... I put the draft of the kids book here: http://potofsoup.tumblr.com/post/134235587452/so-this-sort-of-happened-its-currently-just-an (http://potofsoup.tumblr.com/post/134235587452/so-this-sort-of-happened-its-currently-just-an)

Although I think the layout would be rather different if you're doing a pop-up???

Re: Bucky and the Very Nice, So Wonderful Handler Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

This is so amazing. My heart is singing. A pop up is definitely on its way.

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

OP again

*faints*

(Shh, the plot bunnies are multiplying.)

This, pop-up book. Please.

And thank you.

Just gonna go... um, maybe try to find a new brain? I smell something burning....

*lays multi-colored science experiment level leftovers at the foot of the Broken Lawn Chair Throne for you*

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

:D!!!

Glad this thread could give you such joy!

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

<3

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Just chiming in to say the fic is great as it is, but THANK YOU for putting that extra image of involuntary hard-ons in my mind. :D

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

:DDDD

It's like schrodinger's hard-on:

- If Steve gets an involuntary hard-on from whipping Bucky, he'd be so mortified, and wonder if he's actually as bad as HYDRA. Bucky would probably then turn around and start trying to suck Steve's cock, which would make it so much worse.

- If Bucky gets an involuntary hard-on from the whipping, Steve would be horrified by its possible implications -- that HYDRA had conditioned Bucky to such an extent, or that Bucky actually enjoyed the punishment. Bucky would probably just be confused.

- If neither of them gets an involuntary hard-on from the whipping, then it's just horrible pain, awkwardness, and frustration all around. (Because Steve clearly likes feeling proximity to Bucky, but if he's to be a good handler, he really *shouldn't*, it'd be a terrible abuse of power)

Re: Mini-Fill "Protocol" [1b/1] Re: Super-soldier Starter Kit

[(Anonymous)]

unf, yes.

And when he's doe Steve just wants to hold Bucky. But he doesn't know how Bucky will perceive it.

So either he gambles on a hug, risking it's associated with trash, or he'll just sit there awkwardly with Bucky looking curiously at him and saying: "I never had a handler who cried during punishment".