Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Another game for the party

[(Anonymous)]

The Asset crawls around the floor of the room, naked except for an anal plug with a wide base. All agents present are issued airsoft guns (BB guns are permitted at distances of 60 ft or greater). Any agent who lands three shots on the plug gets a turn with the Asset.
Points are generally reset after every win, but may be carried over for a speedier game.
It is easily apparent when a shot is successful, as the Asset will moan and no bruise will occur on its skin.
Firing towards the Asset's face is strictly prohibited due to potential vision damage.

Re: Another game for the party

[(Anonymous)]

oh man I am all over this. i pray the trash gods will bestow us with a prompt fill