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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm

Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
By two weeks later he had a folder full of pictures, videos and links, and a case of guilt so huge that Peggy noticed it when he went to see her. She had a very good day, sitting in an armchair and with no lapses in nearly three hours, and Steve thanked God that he'd refrained from looking at any of the (many) places that promised Agent Carter lookalikes. Bucky was dead and beyond caring what Steve did, but he didn't know how he'd have managed to face Peggy if all he could think about was flipping up her skirt.

Peggy, of course, didn't just accept his answer that he'd been "thinking about Bucky a lot lately". She raised her eyebrows at him, and he'd always been helpless in the face of that. "Steve," she said, her voice gentle, "I know it's hard for you, but it wasn't your fault."

"I know," Steve said, and at her skeptical look repeated, "I know, I really do." It wasn't even a lie. He'd gone over every detail so often that he could save Bucky now, given identical circumstances--but not at the time; it had happened too fast. "I just, it's hard to explain?" He could feel a flush rising in his cheeks. He wasn't going to tell Peggy, of all possible people, that every time he'd gotten off in the past week had been with an image of Bucky in his mind's eye.

Peggy looked him over cooly and Steve's blush got deeper. "Steven Rogers, have you spent all this time imagining that I didn't know about you and Barnes?"

Steve's mouth dropped open. He forced it shut. Peggy smiled and took a careful sip of her tea, which had not (to her vocal disgust) been hot even when she was brought it. "I'm English, Steve," she said placidly. "I also had eyes."

Steve fumbled for words. "And...and it didn't--you weren't--"

"Oh, of course not." Her smile broadened. "I'd have been perfectly happy to look for a house with a flat over the coachhouse, if that's what you wanted."

Steve pictured that. Pictured having had them both, instead of neither. Fortunately Peggy's smile turned wicked and she said, "After all, Steve, you have to agree, Barnes was a very attractive man."

Startled, Steve laughed, and it was mostly genuine.

*

Once he actually started looking it was...a little disturbing how much there was to find. Aside from the anonymous porn, there were websites that made a business of faking famous people, and even an actor who seemed to specialize in playing gay men and who could've been Bucky's brother; Steve had found him by way of a post saying, "Not that Newman wasn't hot stuff back in the day but: best fantasy casting, or best fantasy casting?!" (The side-by-side pictures, from one of their newsreels and one of the actor's television series, were heart-stoppingly similar at first glance, and even at second it wouldn't have taken much makeup to sell the illusion.)

There were also several more film clips of the person Steve thought of as 70s Man. His face was never fully revealed, which Steve found oddly comforting; it let him imagine Bucky better. 70s Man was much more heavily muscled than Bucky had been, and he seemed to have something wrong with his left arm and shoulder that made them stiff and clumsy; old injury, maybe, since the skin was a slightly different shade than on the rest of his body. But his eyes were the right blue and he was more than close enough for Steve's imagination to paper over the gaps, to insert the white chevron of a scar that Bucky'd had on his hip and adjust the tenor of his voice.

70s Man didn't talk. Most of the time there was something in his mouth, either someone's dick or a gag, but even when there wasn't he never produced a whole word. It seemed to be part of the aesthetic, because he wasn't mute; he moaned and whimpered and, in one film clip, screamed. (Steve didn't like that clip very much. Playing rough was all fine and well if everyone involved liked that kind of thing, but Steve had a hard time imagining anyone liking the treatment 70s Man took in that one. Still, he didn't tap out, so it must have been okay.)

Steve found himself watching 70s Man the most; he was the best combination of resemblance and actual sex. Even better, there was another man in his films who was about Steve's height and, from the color of his pubic hair, blond. His face was never shown; none of the men in the films with 70s Man ever had their faces on camera. It made it easy for Steve to pretend it was him, him that the man in the films was sucking off, him who was curled over the man's bent back, fucking into him fiercely. Even him laying open-handed blows on a reddened ass, because Steve did like playing rough sometimes, and Bucky'd liked it too.

The only thing Steve wished was that 70s Man had gotten to be on top once in a while, but from the looks of things he just wasn't interested.

Well, that wasn't strictly true; Steve also wished that his sex drive hadn't decided to get much, much more insistent. Jerking off two or three times a week had been fine; doing it once or even twice a day could get inconvenient, and embarrassing if his libido decided to pipe up when he was in the grocery store, or on his motorcycle, or, Heaven help him, once in a post-mission briefing with Hill and Natasha. Not to mention that, most of the time, his orgasms failed to make him feel better to such an extent that they almost made him feel worse. That seemed unfair, somehow.

Steve picked out a few pictures of pretty girls for variety, made sure that he did it without any pornographic accompaniment at least once every few days, and bought lube and tissues with cash. The last thing he needed was SHIELD finding out about his new hobby from his debit card receipts.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Bahaha, this is great. I love your Steve.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yessssss I am imagining 1970s Robert Redford/Alexander Pierce.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's who you're supposed to be imagining, yes. At the appropriate age, Redford could easily have been Evans' brother. Which is undoubtedly one of the reasons Hydra had Pierce working with the Winter Soldier...

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't read the prompt before reading this and all of a sudden I was like
70s BUCKY IS REAL BUCKY ISN'T HE
"Still, he didn't tap out, so it must have been okay."
MY HEART ARRRRGH

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
First omg someone is filling this!

Secondly, oddly it's Steve wishing Bucky would be on top on occasion to be strangely heartbreaking.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve likes it both ways, see, and Bucky actually used to prefer topping. It'd make for better fantasy fodder...

*stabs self*

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw hell yes. Steve who likes it both ways is my favorite Steve, and Bucky preferring topping just adds that little extra icing on the trash cake.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit no you didn't just go there re: Steve pretending he's Pierce getting sucked off by Bucky. :D

Both Steve and I have SUCH a shameboner right now.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-06 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I picked the 70s kind of at random, and then I realized the timing was about right, and, well, TRASH PARTY.

Re: FILL: 95, Not Dead 2/?

(Anonymous) 2016-01-11 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god your Peggy is PERFECT and OH NO STEVE DON'T JERK IT TO THAT ONE