Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

[Round 1] [Round 2] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 3 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: FILL: [Humans as Gods] con't

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad you liked it! There's something very inherently sweet -- and trashy, but also sweet -- about protective Winter Soldier. Especially with smaller-Steve. He's ordered to, y'know, TAKE CARE OF HIM [evil goon laughter] and WS just goes straight to "OKAY YES MISSION ACCEPTED"

WS:*pets softly*
goon: no i said TAKE CARE OF HIM
WS: *tucks in blanket*
goon: no i said--
WS: *makes cocoa*
goon: goddamnit i'm coming in there i'll do it myself
WS: *murders gently*
other goons: O_o