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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm

Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

HYDRA agents/Sam Wilson, microphilia

(Anonymous) 2016-02-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I stand before this meme a simple trashbaby with some wires seriously crossed. I watched Ant Man and read Birds of Paradise (http://archiveofourown.org/works/4486698) too close together.

What if HYDRA had gotten their hands on that shrinking technology? Sam Wilson could be made to fit into a totally normal bird cage and retrieved at little personal risk for trash purposes. HYDRA agents fighting over who gets to take him home for the weekend like an elementary class with the school goldfish.

(Could also be handy for containing recalcitrant brainwashed super soldiers when they're not on duty--stick them in a gerbil cage, maybe make them fight like scorpions. Doubles as another way to make Sam cry!)

TBH they could zap him back to normal for the trash, I'm more fussed about the decorative/helplessness thing in general than on him being bird-sized during the act.

Re: HYDRA agents/Sam Wilson, microphilia

(Anonymous) 2016-02-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's a great idea.

Re: HYDRA agents/Sam Wilson, microphilia

(Anonymous) 2016-02-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I love how measured and considering this comment looks. Like a HYDRA scientist is saying it while stroking their goatee.