Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

I am so loving Peggy's 'bring it on' attitude combined with Bucky's horror. And nice detail that they haven't bathed in awhile, because it's always in the back of my mind when I read WWII era fics :)

(Now you can go back to your Latin discussion, which I cannot possibly contribute to.)

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

I think one of the reasons Peggy and Steve got along so well was that they're both basically On va voir at all times. Granted, that line is French, not Latin... ;)

As for bathing, hey, I'm writing about supersoldiers and evil science Nazis, but that doesn't mean I can't be realistic! :D

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, I got that one! I studied French but skipped Latin :)

And I love realism in my not-so-realistic universes--the cold floor, the griminess of freaking war--this is just perfect.

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

So you know how people will sometimes take a Tumblr thread and make it into a gif? There's one of Steve having just taken his helmet off facing Batroc with the subtitle showing, and the hastags are: #that's it #that's the entire character #you can't pick fights with people three times your size they're gonna pummel you #we'll see #you can't join the army steve #you'll die #we'll see #you can't go behind enemy lines to rescue your friend steve it's suicide #you can't save your brainwashed boyfriend he's going to kill you #on va voir: an autobiography by steven grant rogers #i didn't sign up for this: a forward by natasha romanoff

Peggy was doing really well at ignoring how bad she personally smelled, too!

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

#i did sign up for this but maybe i should have read the fine print: an addendum by Sam Wilson

Re: FILL: When It's Over, I Might Dance 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

#STEVIE NO the autobiography of james buchanan barnes