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Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.
Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.
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Re: Mini-fill Re: Bucky's food/cum issues as a result of a trashparty
(Anonymous) 2016-03-10 01:41 am (UTC)(link)- flashback trash party: 150 calories = 20 cocks that Bucky sucked under the table before being stabbed in the ass with a fork
- I'm assuming the doctor recommended 3-500 calorie reduction per meal. That's like, only 1 hamburger, or 3 eggs, so it's easy to make up if you were eating carbs or proteins.
- Bucky mentions that with HYDRA he'd get at least 300 calories per round, which would be about 40 people. That's probably a combination of sucking the team and greasy interns jacking off into a bowl.
- Bucky's assuming that if he performs well at the lunch party, he'd get 500 calories, which is about 70 people. That's about 3 hours of straight sucking, BUT, in his previous party experiences, they'd use his ass as well, and he's pretty good at retaining semen in his ass for later.... Sometimes they even like watching him when he performs sperm extraction at the end of the party. Also, there's the people who like to come on him (or the floor) and make him lick it off. So he's probably planning for 1-2 hours of sex when he started stripping.
- My guess is that last night Steve came 3 times -- twice in Bucky's mouth and once in his ass. At the time, Bucky wasn't desperate enough to go for that 3rd shot. Instead he just rolled onto the floor and went to sleep. Steve probably really wanted to cuddle but he respects Bucky's choices (heh).
Re: Mini-fill Re: Bucky's food/cum issues as a result of a trashparty
(Anonymous) 2016-04-08 11:51 am (UTC)(link)Re: Mini-fill Re: Bucky's food/cum issues as a result of a trashparty
(Anonymous) 2016-04-08 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)