Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

[Round 1] [Round 2] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 3 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: The Stockholm soldier [mini-fill]

[(Anonymous)]

This was wonderful!! I love how friendly and affectionate everyone is combined with the it pronouns bringing home the awfulness of the whole situation. Especially the end. The poor thing.

Re: The Stockholm soldier [mini-fill]

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you! <3 I'm just having a lot of ~feelings~ these days, I guess, about genuinely nice, smart, inoffensive people who are nonetheless capable of somehow shutting off the basic faculty, whatever it is, that recognizes other people as human. So that they're sweet and funny and kind, for the most part, until you find yourself in the category of nonperson in their eyes, and then they are . . . without empathy.

Re: The Stockholm soldier [mini-fill]

[(Anonymous)]

Gosh, I'm sorry bro. I hope you're not running into too much of that yourself. It makes for good stories though regardless.

Re: The Stockholm soldier [mini-fill]

[(Anonymous)]

*weeps softly on your shoulder*

It's cool though, I come home drunk and take it out on Bucky. ;)

Re: The Stockholm soldier [mini-fill]

[(Anonymous)]

It took me a lot of time to parse the phrase "come home drunk" b/c I was like "people drink places besides alone in bed?" But yeah it's great he is always there for working stuff out.