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hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm
trashmod) wrote in hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm
Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.
Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.
[Round 1] [Round 2] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained bygreenkirtle)] [Round 3 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]
Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.
Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.
[Round 1] [Round 2] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by
greenkirtle)] [Round 3 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.
Need to Mean It, Concede It [4/4]
(Anonymous) 2016-05-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)“Steve, I can’t breathe.”
He smirked. “Sorry.” He didn’t move, just nuzzled at Bucky’s stubble.
Bucky swatted at his back. “Get offa me, you big lug. I need to piss. And breathe.”
“Don’t wanna.”
Bucky rolled them over, and peeled himself off Steve with a nasty splurch sound from the dried up cum between them.
“Jeez, it wasn’t just a dream huh?”
Steve beamed. “Nope.”
Bucky wrinkled his nose and feigned disgust. “You made me talk like a mopey teenager. You’re going to pay for that later, Rogers.”
“You’ll never get an apology out of me, Barnes. I meant every damn, sappy word.”
“Whatever you say, Mr. America Choir Boy Wonder.”
Re: Need to Mean It, Concede It [4/4]
(Anonymous) 2016-05-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)Re: Need to Mean It, Concede It [4/4]
(Anonymous) 2016-05-20 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)The "My best guy" line killed me...right in the feels.
Re: Need to Mean It, Concede It [4/4]
(Anonymous) 2016-05-29 10:24 am (UTC)(link)