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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm

Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Re: FILL: the greenest sky 2/idk man

(Anonymous) 2016-05-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
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"even if you were lying, even if I did need it to live, I shouldn’t have challenged you"

BUCKY NO

And the jokes... he doesn't seem to... understand the difference between them? I don't know if this is just me. But he seems to consider both of them "dirty jokes" with no "one's a disturbing rape joke and the other one isn't" caveat. Bucky. Bucky...

"I’ll do better next time. I can have a bath then." Please let him find out he's fucked up with the recruits again RIGHT AS STEEB IS DRAWING THE BATH

OR WHILE THEY'RE IN IT

PLEASE

This is so pure and good. I love it so much. BUCKYYYY (undeserved self-hatred looks so good on him I swear)