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garbage all the way down ([personal profile] trashmod) wrote in [community profile] hydratrashmeme2015-09-09 07:23 pm

Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Re: the greenest sky

(Anonymous) 2016-06-08 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, hot dogs do sometimes contain human meat if someone's fingers get too close to the machinery...

Re: the greenest sky

(Anonymous) 2016-06-09 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"And since they can't work anymore, they just toss the whole person in. You're lucky we saved you."

It was a good lesson. He must remain useful and not lose any more body parts, or the rest of him would be turned into sausage too. He realised he didn't want to be a sausage.

He wasn't supposed to want things.

He looked up -- for somehow as he had been thinking he had looked down -- to see if the handler had noticed his wanting. The handler was laughing and looking at the tech on the other side of room. It was unlikely either had seen.

Re: the greenest sky

(Anonymous) 2016-06-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
(OP)

AAAAA

Bucky who shouldn't be grateful but is. Bucky. BUCKY

Re: the greenest sky

(Anonymous) 2016-06-10 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bucky who thinks he was a clumsy sausage factory worker just tickled me >>