Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Fill: It’s Also A Dog Masturbation Aid part 2

[(Anonymous)]

Warning for animal abuse/death

“I can’t believe the morons on the STRIKE team got the Asset stuck with a canine post-mortem priapism in its ass. You think you’ve seen everything in this job, then…” The medic groaned.

The intern replied, “I was told this was an unusual position, but I didn’t think I’d see anything like this.”

“This is a bit out of the normal range of things we see, but it isn’t surprising considering the Asset’s medical enhancements,” The medic explained as she started examining where the Asset and the dog were connected.

The intern inquired, “I knew about the prosthetic and the serum, there were other things?”

“Once the handlers started using the Asset as a masturbation aid for the dogs, we had to high-jack the mucous membrane in the anal canal to produce copious amounts of fluid in response to certain stimuli. If we didn’t we’d be constantly preforming reconstructive surgery on it because those asses are too lazy to prep it properly.” The medic took a moment to get a scalpel and started cutting the dog away from the Asset. Then she shrugged and said, “On the downside we have to perform enemas more often because if it is not emptied out it will shit itself when it smells a dog in heat. Its anus gets too loose and wet to hold anything in.”

“Is incontinence common for the Asset?” The intern asked, his eyes lighting up as he helped with the procedure. They had cut the dog loose and moved it over on the medical table.

Sensing the intern’s interest, the medic explained, “It is quite good at holding things in otherwise, but once the pudendal nerve had been damaged by a copulatory tie during a mating. They had it wear diapers for months to stop it from leaking shit everywhere.”

She slipped the dog’s cock out of the Asset. Then she continued, “Eventually we fixed the nerve damage though. While we were at it, we added a pouch with a one way opening for semen collection in the rectum.”

“What’s the purpose of that?” The intern looked at the Asset, it was lying next to the dead dog on the table, caressing its fur.

The medic put down her tools and stripped off her gloves to replace them with a fresh pair. “It was a request from the breeding program, once we get the semen out of the asset they use it for artificial insemination. The Asset’s handlers like it too because they don’t have to clean up after the dogs.”

He noticed the Asset had a slight swell, almost as if it were in the early stages of pregnancy. It was full of canine semen. “I guess we can’t use this batch then, too much contamination.”

“No we can’t, we’ll have to rinse it out. First we should move that thing to the incinerator,” she said pointing to the dog.

The Asset clung to the corpse briefly, but the guard corrected that behavior with the stun baton. They dumped it in the chute leading to the incinerator. The intern hosed the Asset down to remove the blood and brain tissue.

Since the pouch in the Asset’s rectum was designed to be one-way, to remove any fluids a tube had to be inserted in the entrance, the contents were vacuumed out, and the pouch was rinsed. This time the contents of the pouch were unimportant so they could skip straight to the rinse.

Using a rectoscope, the medic showed the intern how to insert the tube in the pouch. Once it was lodged in there, they began pumping water into it, causing the Asset’s abdomen to swell further.

“The pouch is quite elastic, it can hold a liter of fluid. Once we’re done pumping water in and have sealed the tube, we massage the Asset’s lower abdomen to insure a complete cleansing,” the medic said.

After a short demonstration, the intern took over the massage. The Asset quietly moaned at the pressure and proceeded to urinate.

The medic apologized, “Sorry, that’s fairly normal, the procedure puts pressure on the bladder. Now we just remove the seal and push.”

The intern did as instructed and pressed hard. Fluid came squirting out of the tube, the medic held it steady so it would go down the drain. They removed all their equipment from the Asset and called someone to come pick it up.

Re: Fill: It’s Also A Dog Masturbation Aid part 2

[(Anonymous)]

You're perfect.

Re: Fill: It’s Also A Dog Masturbation Aid part 2

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks! I do try to make my trash as beautifully filthy as possible.