Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

[Round 1] [Round 2] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 3 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: FILL: The True Repairman Will Repair Man (9/?)

[(Anonymous)]

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GOD I continue to love all of this so so much, every installment is an absolute joy to read. Someone above commented on the pacing and I agree, it's so well measured and so dang good. The buildup is killing me. Bucky's irreverence here is still, like, my favorite thing in the whole universe. I almost died at him toasting to being raped. And all the subsequent little rape jokes, oh my god, perfect.

Not to mention - the husband drawing! The middle of the night heart to heart! "You know I don’t do that kind of shit halfway”! He misses Steve's dick! Aaand the ever-ominous “she knows from my stuff from class that I’m not right with God" (oh no) (oh yes)

I'm dying and loving every minute. Ten thousand thumbs up, authoranon.

Re: FILL: The True Repairman Will Repair Man (9/?)

[(Anonymous)]

thank you!!! i continue to be thrilled to hear that you're still enjoying it (especially that u enjoyed the toast to being raped, my personal narcissistically most beloved part). more to come on how not-right-with-god james buchanan "bucky" "jacob 'jake' burrows" barnes considers himself to transparently be!