Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Re: bodyswap trash fill 4c/5?

[(Anonymous)]

I love this S O much. Too bad this is anon, I wish I could post like a reaction video of me reading this on my phone on the bus and straight up gasping in horror and saying "OH NO" out loud while I was reading. It's been a few hours so I forget all my initial reactions but this is just wonderful and you are so brilliant to have Sam figure it out when he can't see "Steve" and he recognizes that this isn't the way Steve walks. AMAZING. I also love "he didn't know how often he needed to cut Steve's nails"--so clever and awful in myriad ways. I'm so proud of Sam. What a badass.

Re: bodyswap trash fill 4c/5?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm screaming, gasping in horror and saying "OH NO" like thanks, this comment is its weight in reaction vid TBH, & I'm glad you liked the fingernail thing and Sam figuring when he couldn't see Steve--I rly have read that in a couple soldier memoirs, about recognizing people in the dark. & like what a badass HE IS, he's keeping it together ;_; ;_; TY for this