Dumpster #2: ...'Cause a Hydra Trash Party don't stop

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Unholy hell-miracle achieved! Welcome to Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves 2: Electric Boogaloo. AKA the seamy sexual-violence-and-violent-sex underbelly of Captain America fandom, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 2 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 3.

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Bucky always was the better dancer

[(Anonymous)]

As a prize for whoever fills this particular prompt, I have some half-melted candle stubs, a crown made out of old beer cans, and three quarters of a dead rat!!

So pre-CATFA, Bucky was always taking the girls out dancing, and it seems to me that he was always a really good dancer. Steve knew this and was always kinda loved that Bucky could dance, even though he wasn't much of a dancer himself. (This is canon right? It's not just my head canon?). ANYWAY, that's before Bucky falls, obviously. Now fast forward to Bucky-as-Soldier days. The STRIKE team figures out (maybe Steve is even reminiscing about his old friend?) that the Winter Soldier used to be a dancer, back in the day.

Queue the STRIKE team forcing the WS to give the dirtiest, sexiest strip teases and lap dances at every opportunity. They make him grind on them, put him in slutty dance outfits, etc etc. which of course leads to sex and kinky ness. Any kinks are good, honestly :3 Give me the most creepy, degrading trash you can think of

That's part one! Part two is post-CATWS, once bucky is back and readjusting to normal life with Steve. Bucky is doing really well with recovery (the nightmares only come five times a week now, he can digest food not given to him through a nasal tube, he can smile and joke a bit on good days), and Steve is so proud of him. Bucky's doing so well, Steve asks him if he wants to go dancing, because that's what the old Bucky would have loved to do.

Of course, Bucky only remembers what HYDRA calls dancing. And Steve said he was good at it, so Steve must like his dancing, right?

Extra bonuses for:

+The other Avengers being there when Bucky goes into lap-dance mode

++Steve being absolutely horrified but also completely turned on because Bucky is amazing at strip teases, like come on.

Re: Bucky always was the better dancer

[(Anonymous)]

OP again, sorry! Other ways Steve could find out:

1) Steve gets captured by Strike during CATWS, and they decide it would be hilarious to show Cap how good his best friend is at stripping for them. They make Steve watch as brainwashed Bucky performs

2) post-CATWS, both Steve and Bucky get captured, and Hydra goons (who know about Bucky's dancing) threaten to kill/rape Steve if Bucky doesn't put on a good show

Re: Bucky always was the better dancer

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! I love this.