Dumpster #2: ...'Cause a Hydra Trash Party don't stop

[trashmod]

Unholy hell-miracle achieved! Welcome to Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves 2: Electric Boogaloo. AKA the seamy sexual-violence-and-violent-sex underbelly of Captain America fandom, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

[Round 1] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 2 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

Round 2 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 3.

Comments

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

Not trying to be a buzzkill but wouldn't he end up shooting himself in the dick?

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

Oh hey it's like that HYDRA agent who couldn't remember to pull out before using the stun baton. Bucky dear's been learning horrible things from them.

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

OP: LOL you guys.
Yeah I suppose that would not be the smart thing for Bucky to do. Obviously I wasn't thinking of the mechanics of How to Throat Fuck Enemies Without Shooting Yourself in the Dick (a guide by Bucky Barnes). I'm sure his scary metal arm would probably be enough. Then again, you could always take the Bucky Picks Up Bad Habits From the STRIKE Team approach. I could see Rumlow doing something stupid like that.

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

Wellllllll as we know from "Eat Rotten Fruit," that shit totally grows back. Maybe revenge-spree!Bucky just can't be fucked to care about minor injuries that don't affect mission outcome like, you know, shooting your own dick off.

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just imagining Steve finding the giant scar on Bucky's dick when they get back together and being like "What the hell happened here?"

To which Bucky replies, easy as you please, "Oh, that's from the time I shot my own dick off. Don't worry, it grew back."

Re: Confident trashy Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

I'm laughing definitely louder that appropriate. Poor Steve XD