hydratrashmeme | Dumpster #2: ...'Cause a Hydra Trash Party don't stop

Unholy hell-miracle achieved! Welcome to Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves 2: Electric Boogaloo. AKA the seamy sexual-violence-and-violent-sex underbelly of Captain America fandom, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

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Yessssssss god yes WHICH ONE OF THEM REMEMBERS FIRST??

oh oh what if the girls were normally fed the milk from bottles to keep it impersonal, but to keep up production they would pick one girl who wasn't scared of him to cuddle and nurse from him directly, and Natasha was his nursing girl for a while?

That's actually the sweetest image I've ever gotten from this meme, little Natasha, eight years old or something, held so carefully in Bucky's arms and nursing from him. He has a blanket over the metal arm so it doesn't make her cold and his flesh hand strokes her hair while she suckles and for an hour they can't help but love each other in the way they're not allowed to.

(before we go too far out of the realm of trash, let me remind you that Nat got her whole reproductive system removed because the Red Room believed that the bond between a parent and child was "the only thing that could be more important than a mission." Forget them having a romantic relationship-- if she loved him like a father, that would be SO FORBIDDEN. maybe she's old enough to understand that and maybe she isn't, but either way they have to hide how good it feels to care and be cared for by each other)

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I don't know who remembers first, but once they have remembered, they start it up again because it's a comfort thing (platonic) for both of them and it's a lot more pleasant than forcing it out in the shower. Steve breaks his brain walking in on them.

Shiiiiiit I might have to write this.

(Can she call him mamochka when she nurses? like it's not even a gender thing, just secret-affectionate-name-for-nurturing-person, and it's the only time he calls her Natashenka instead of Natalia.)

(And he is VERY CONFUSED by his instincts toward Wanda because it FEELS like it should be her, youngest and scared of her abilities and needing training, but it's Natasha who knows him.)

(OP) I hope you do write it, I'm so excited :D whatever pet names you want to use are fine.

That is INCREDIBLE

Okay okay! But like, Steve walking in on them and running away mortified because he has a massive boner and doesnt understand what he just saw!
Because Steves Guilt Boners,omg

allll the guilt boners, yeah :) and Steve's all jealous because why doesn't he get to nurse too, they've been together pretty much forever, and then Bucky's kind of annoyed because seriously Steve did you have to make it a sex thing?

AND THEN STEVE FEELS EVEN GUILTIER.
And of course Natasha just smirks or starts laughing whenever Steve walks into the room. Maybe she taunts him by drinking milk in the kitchen. And the cycle of milk taunting continues...

maybe now that Steve knows, Bucky and Natasha no longer feel the need to keep it in the bedroom-- nursing in the kitchen, nursing at the dining table, nursing on the couch during a movie-- and Steve slowly goes into organ failure because all the blood is in his blush and his dick

Okay, I am the Latest To The Party, but this gives "love is for children" an ENTIRELY new meaning.

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