Dumpster #2: ...'Cause a Hydra Trash Party don't stop

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Unholy hell-miracle achieved! Welcome to Bad Guys Do Bad Things To Your Faves 2: Electric Boogaloo. AKA the seamy sexual-violence-and-violent-sex underbelly of Captain America fandom, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

[Round 1] [Fill post] [Chatter post] [hydratrashmeme Pinboard archive (maintained by greenkirtle)] [Round 2 in flat view (comments in non-threaded chronological order, most recent last)]

Round 2 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 3.

Comments

Re: FILL: All Windows Are Tinted 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

I just imagine Steve standing the store, frowning more and more as towel after towel is deemed Not Good Enough. Not big enough, not thick enough, not soft enough, not the right color--god, what if Buck doesn't like the same colors he used to? What if Steve gets the wrong towel and ruins everything?--until some employee comes up and timidly asks if he needs help finding anything, and Steve just huffs out, "I guess this will do," as he gathers up enough extra-duper-fancy-silk-blend towels to dry the East River and stomps off to the registers.

Re: FILL: All Windows Are Tinted 2/?

[(Anonymous)]

This is ACCURATE.

And that poor employee went home and told their partner, "Um, I think Captain America came in the store today? To buy towels? He was kind of a dick." And they are SO disillusioned.