Dumpster #3: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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Holy shitballs, look at us go. Welcome to Captain America fandom's resident wretched hive of scum and villainy: ROUND THREE. AKA Bad Guys Do Dirtybadwrong Things To Your Faves, AKA the Hydra Trash Party kinkmeme. As usual, BLANKET NON-CON AND NSFW WARNINGS apply: just assume going in that everything in this landfill is unfit for human consumption.

Rules in brief: don't be a jerk except to fictional characters, warnings for particularly fucked-up garbage are nice but not required, thou shalt not judge the trashiness of thy neighbor's kinks unless thy neighbor is trying to pass off their rotting banana peels and half-eaten pizza crusts as a healthy romantic dinner for two, off-topic comments may be chucked out of the dumpster at management's discretion, management's discretion decrees that omegaverse, soulbond AUs, D/s-verse, non-superpowered AUs, and dark!good guys AUs are off-topic.

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Round 3 is closed; comments and fills in existing threads are still welcome, but all new prompts go to Round 4.

Comments

Soldier-shaming

[(Anonymous)]

So, I just realized how hot dogshaming it would be if it done to people, but it turns out googling "dogshaming but with people" doesn't yield a bunch of porn like I was hoping. Then I was thinking of circumstances for this and I thought of the Winter Soldier!

Idea:

1)WS does something weird and annoying to his handlers (but probably quite reasonable and sad in his fucked-up, trauma-ridden brain)--for some reason I'm partial to it being animalistic or a fucked up attempt at trying to show or get affection--like hoarding objects or food, hurting himself or wetting himself to get medical attention/cleaned up. Or maybe it's that his old personality/memories resurface in response to certain things that remind him of things or people from his old life. Whatever it is, it's inconvenient and annoying, but funny, to his handlers.

2)To inform other Hydra employees about these issues, they take dogshaming-esque pictures of him holding signs they've written describing his behavior, like, "I will eat napkins because I think they're food," or, "I wet myself for attention, but if you hit me with a cattle prod I won't do it again." Or maybe they record a video of him saying these things. He may not even understand what he's talking about or that this is embarrassing, but that's part of the joke for them.

= profit?

If anyone is with me on this, more ideas on this concept are EXTREMELY welcome.

Re: Soldier-shaming

[(Anonymous)]

I am with you and would like to suggest that Steve conveniently find a pile of these photos in a Hydra nest somewhere. I would also like to suggest that in some of them - perhaps with the particularly ridiculous and heartbreaker signs - Bucky is smiling - either because he's been told to do so or because the handlers around him are smiling and he's mirroring them since this is something where people are paying attention to him without hurting him and he'd like it to continue.

"I collect my targets' ears."

"I kicked Murphy in the face when getting my toenails cut."

"I cry during enemas."

"I can't tell the difference between a houseplant and a salad bar." (Like with the napkins, I have such a weird thing for the WS unwittingly eating gross or non-food items - it's just so desperately pathetic).

Re: Soldier-shaming

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Great job